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Friday, 26 October 2012

Deadpool for President!

Following their Avengers vs. X-Men variant, Hastings have a Deadpool #1 variant coming out--intended as a joke? Maybe. But just maybe they've hit on something...

Here's why Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth is the man for the job:

10. Has voices in his head so doesn't need presidential advisors. TAX SAVE!

9. Knows where to get cheap arms.

8. A hit with the ladies.

7. Dubious morals.

6. Will personally take out anyone that's a real problem* (*off the books).

5. Four words: First Lady, Blind Al.

4. About to take on all the (un)dead ex-prez's--single-handedly!

3. Survived Daniel Way.

2. He can't be killed!

1. Will attend all presidential debates dressed in The Meat Suit.

More from the guy gunning to write Deadpool after Posehn & Duggan here!

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