Following their Avengers vs. X-Men variant, Hastings have a Deadpool #1 variant coming out--intended as a joke? Maybe. But just maybe they've hit on something...
Here's why Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth is the man for the job:
10. Has voices in his head so doesn't need presidential advisors. TAX SAVE!
9. Knows where to get cheap arms.
8. A hit with the ladies.
7. Dubious morals.
6. Will personally take out anyone that's a real problem* (*off the books).
5. Four words: First Lady, Blind Al.
4. About to take on all the (un)dead ex-prez's--single-handedly!
3. Survived Daniel Way.
2. He can't be killed!
1. Will attend all presidential debates dressed in The Meat Suit.
More from the guy gunning to write Deadpool after Posehn & Duggan here!